Read any charts like these? 
+----------------- Bizarre Doctors' Notes -----------------+
[These are actual notes taken from patient charts.]
"The patient complains of a dry cough that hurts when he
coughs and also when he takes deep breaths for 4 days."
"While in the ER, she was examined, X-rated, and sent
home."
"Patient had waffles for breakfast, and anorexia for
lunch."
"The patient states there is a burning pain in his penis
which goes to his feet."
"Patient was alert and unresponsive."
"Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for
over a year."
"The patient has no past history of suicides."
"The patient left the hospital feeling much better except
for her original complaints."
"Patient has left his white blood cells at another
hospital.
"The other foot has the missing toe."
+----------------- Bizarre Doctors' Notes -----------------+
[These are actual notes taken from patient charts.]
"The patient complains of a dry cough that hurts when he
coughs and also when he takes deep breaths for 4 days."
"While in the ER, she was examined, X-rated, and sent
home."
"Patient had waffles for breakfast, and anorexia for
lunch."
"The patient states there is a burning pain in his penis
which goes to his feet."
"Patient was alert and unresponsive."
"Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for
over a year."
"The patient has no past history of suicides."
"The patient left the hospital feeling much better except
for her original complaints."
"Patient has left his white blood cells at another
hospital.
"The other foot has the missing toe."
