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My Recent Posts · 09/11/08

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A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, 'I would like to buy some cyanide.

"The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."

The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy, I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law! I'll lose my licence !

They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription" !!!

My Recent Posts · 09/11/08

Linda like these kinds..............................of what?????

My Recent Posts · 09/12/08

Jokes that bash men.
A little slow today wee girl ?

My Recent Posts · 09/12/08

Here is another for you....

'Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So - if you give her any crap, you will receive a ton of shit.'

Love and appreciate all the women in your life

My Recent Posts · 09/12/08

Yes Derrick that is so true. So be sure you don't give us any crap!

My Recent Posts · 09/12/08

Well, I wasn't sure if you were referring to liking jokes, pharmaceuticals, or murder.

I love anything that makes me laugh! But I hate to be tickled! Jokes about men are pretty funny............but than,... men give the comedians and joke writers plenty of material!

My Recent Posts · 09/15/08

LOL!

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Posts: 878 09/11/08 3:35 PM	Tags : None A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, 'I would like to buy some cyanide. "The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband." The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy, I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law! I'll lose my licence ! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!" The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription" !!!
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Posts: 2195 09/11/08 9:58 PM One of the good one's.	Linda like these kinds..............................of what????? Be who you are...Say what you feel...Because those that matter don't mind...and those that mind, don't matter.
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Posts: 879 09/12/08 5:40 AM	Jokes that bash men. A little slow today wee girl ?
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Posts: 881 09/12/08 8:15 PM	Here is another for you.... 'Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So - if you give her any crap, you will receive a ton of shit.' Love and appreciate all the women in your life
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Posts: 1400 09/12/08 9:06 PM A Mother To All, Big and Small	Yes Derrick that is so true. So be sure you don't give us any crap! Love, Barb :)* www.bbkingssales.com
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Posts: 2196 09/12/08 11:05 PM One of the good one's.	Well, I wasn't sure if you were referring to liking jokes, pharmaceuticals, or murder. I love anything that makes me laugh! But I hate to be tickled! Jokes about men are pretty funny............but than,... men give the comedians and joke writers plenty of material! Be who you are...Say what you feel...Because those that matter don't mind...and those that mind, don't matter.
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Posts: 389 09/15/08 6:36 PM Member	LOL! Come see my DreamWebs and shirts at http://www.etsy.com/shop.php?user_id=5406335
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